Ogre In The Workshop! 
Once upon a time, in a workshop far, far away, there was an ogre who loved to cut and sand and glue and finish wood.  He would get up before dawn and cut and sand and glue and finish until way into the night.  When he finally appeased his desire to cut and sand and glue and finish wood, he would put his pieces into a wagon and travel far and wide to all corners of the world seeking those who would take them from him.  Sometimes he would play music on his wares and cast spells on the crowd.  They would sometimes give him all the money they had to own one of his creations.  But finally the ogre would run out of his spell binding creations and run back to his workshop to toil and toil to satisfy his needs.  And so he continues this ritual year after year, decade after decade and still does so even today!